Our Daily Sarcasm

Now you must realize, my husband and I have a weird sarcastic sort of humor...

What Grinds My Gears:

When my husband, acts as if he knows everything about babies....

DH: Why did you put her diaper on like that
Me: (pissed off, because I'm up with the baby all night all day and all he does is one friggin feeding) so that it doesn't leak
DH: When's her next feeding
Me: When I say so....
DH: How was she today
Me: I dunno, perhaps if you were upstairs with us instead of watching tv you'd know
DH: Gee Babe, you're mean, Do you need to be burped


Neighbor: She's beautiful, when will you have to next one
DH: In a couple of years
Me:( turns around, replays movie of infertility in her mind, replays movie of depression, replays conversation she had with DH that they both agreed they will only have ONE child)
Me: Yes once men are able to give birth

DH: Childraising is easy
Me: Oh yeah, when have you raised a child (lol)